Over the Speed Limit
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A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband- christian audiger is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but I want a divorce."
The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.
She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better lover than you."
Again the husband that wear Rayban Sunglasses stays quiet and speeds up as he clenches his hands on the wheel.
Now she says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up, and is soon doing 70 mph.
She says, "I want the kids too." The husband keeps driving faster and faster, until he's up to 80 mph.
She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards too." The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge railing, as she says, "Is there anything you want?"
The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need right here."
Hollister asks, "What's that?"
The husband replies just before they hit the bridge at 90 mph, "The air bag."
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