Today is my birthday, girlfriend's phone call early that evening to go home for my birthday,
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On the way home I deliberately put a lot of effort to fart. Nearing home, a lot of stomach feel better, I think it will not be out any problem. Far to see the door waiting for my girlfriend, she looks a little excited. She shouted, "Honey, tonight, I have prepared for you a very wonderful, will definitely give you a surprise gift."
Not the door, his girlfriend with a piece of cloth on my eyes tight kept up tight, that is to give me a surprise! Also led me to sit at the table in front of the chair, and I swear not to peek. Suddenly, I am want to fart up. Precisely at this time, his girlfriend's cell phone rang. This incorrigible my life up! I found the excuse that too chaotic to allow her to another room to pick up the phone! I can not reveal her Quefei blindfolded with a cloth, but also I swear! Go to another room after the phone. She left, I would seize the opportunity to move the body weight of a leg, the Pifang out. This Pifang may not loud and it smells like a rancid odor emitting eggs. I can hardly breathe, so I found the cushions, straining to around violently in an attempt fans off this odor.
As I just feel better when another fart again. I took up the legs up! It sounds like a fast rotation of diesel engine sound, but this time the smell was even more unpleasant. So as not to suffocate, I used his arm up waving the cushions fan, I hope the smell will soon be dissipated.
is going to return to normal in all the time, they could not wait another fart the impulse came. I got up, bent down, his ass back over Jue up! Put it out. This Pifang may truly claim to class, even behind the newspaper to be blown underground ..........
my ear to listen to another room talking to his girlfriend's voice,
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When she came closer, with a satisfied smile on my face, a pair of gentle look. Girlfriend first played for so long for her phone apologized to me and then asked me if I had secretly opened a cloth. I assured her that did not peek, the girl removed the cover cloth on my eyes, and I said, "accidents now! My girlfriend today, so I took them non-look at you, they say you in the photo on the very gracious, long handsome man! Well! you look at the table in these five are my good sister unit, the balcony of that six of my best friends at school ! "
this time, I was extremely shocked and fear of discovery, a lot of girls are sitting around the kitchen table across from me, but the balcony is standing behind a pile of others, they all come to this order I am very surprised the birthday party. Now, they are every face with an unspeakable expression of looked at me, as found in Martian ... ... ... ... ... ...
